1) It’s one thing to start the day by butt-dialing an entire Facetime group when entering the bathroom and then not being able to end it because the X button wouldn’t appear, but it’s quite another to start it by butt-dialing an entire Facetime group when entering the bathroom, failing to end it in time, and then nearly breaking a favorite coffee cup while fumbling taking it out of the cupboard.
1a) I’m going back to bed.
2) Really, I ought to take down the Christmas tree today.
3) As long as I can get it done before Zoom tea at 4 PM.