1) Last night I was VERY surprised to open a birthday present and find A THIRD WEEPING BABY PUMPKIN HEAD! Needless to say I included it in today’s Hallowe’en video. Its eyes are hollow, so I’m going to nickname it Stepford.
2) In my whole adult life I’ve never stayed home to give out candy. No idea why, but I’m not starting this year either.
3) I shall certainly wear my cape if the weather permits.