1) You never know where the news will take you, and after reading this article about fake followers on social media in the Times, I ended up spending time on ye Twyttyr blocking obvious bots from my followers.
2) In a similar vein of purging, an embarrassingly large pile of mail has now been reduced to an embarrasingly large bag of shredding.
3) After an afternoon of lazy domesticity that didn't include bathing, here's nothing like discovering that you have only 70 minutes, and not 100 minutes, to get to the barber's. Made it with 15 minutes to spare (thank you, MBTA), tubbed and scrubbed, and my hair now looks fabulous.
BONUS: Surely there's a group of drag hairdressers somewhere known as the Coif Drops.