1) Fourteen years ago today I became a homeowner. I have unwittingly been celebrating by some attempts at housekeeping today, but am now officially celebrating with a gin and tonic on my back porch.
2) On my way home from the food co-op, I passed an overturned shopping cart. The words PRODLY STOLEN were written on on that folding plastic panel in the basket thingie, with a U on the line above between the O and the D. Says so much. . .
3) Vegenaise.