Sun-Mon, August 7-8: Travel to Madrid/Madrid, Day One

1) Adios, Barcelona! Thanks for an interesting week getting my bearings in Spain, and for proving that the greatest crop your beautiful country produces isn’t wine, olive oil, or flamenco — it’s bottled water.

1a) See you again in two weeks!

2) There’s really nothing like holding up the line because you don’t know how to work the Eurail app, but a sweet young American couple immediately behind me showed me what to do, and I’ll have to find something else to embarrass me in a public transportation hub for next time.

The yellow you see in this photo is not as yellow as the yellow I saw taking this photo.

3) The first class car was full, which sort of surprised me. But we whooshed outta BCN and made exact time to Madrid. Leaving the city the usual urban clutter of graffitti and industry was relieved, at one point, by a chain link fence overgrown with blue morning glories. Mid journey I was enchanted by the vivid yellow of the fields; my photos don’t capture it. Otherwise I read bits of The Invention of Murder and stared into space.

4) Because I now knew fully how to use the Eurail app, settling to remainder of my train tickets took much less time. It also gave me a chance to appreciate the enormous palm garden in the train station.

5) Patience with the staff during check-in at my first hotel (I am switching Wednesday, prearranged) — who sent me not once but twice to rooms that were not completely cleaned — yielded an unsolicited upgrade to a larger room. This is probably not why Mother always said that patience is a virtue, but I’ll take it.

6) I took the metro into more happening parts of the city to search for a specific restaurant that just wasn’t there. Instead, I found a fast-moving shopping district, where I identified a few places I want to return to for Acts of Retail later . . . but only one restaurant, Merimée. But they had wonderful Albariño.

I started with a smoked salmon salad that included pignole.

7) Monday morning I rose about 8 and wrote my pages and dawdled, and was completely defeated by the in-room coffee machine. And then suddenly I had a plan: palaces! I reserved tickets at both the Palacio di Liria (home of the Dukes of Alba) and the Palacio Real (home of the royal family). That meant, unfortunately, succumbing to hotel breakfast, which was not . . . not . . . which just was not.

Everyone has to mind their manners at the Palacia di Liria, including the doggies.

8) I cannot speak highly enough about the tour and organization of the Palacio di Liria. I ended up seventh in a group of three Spanish couples of my generation or older. The self-possessed and well-spoken guide escorted us into the visitor center, distributed audioguides cued to the correct language (I was the only English speaker), and then escorted us into the palace proper.

Me outside the palace. What a wonderful experience!

9) The recorded instructions made the rules very clear. As Lazar Wolf’s housekeeper uncompromisingly put it in Fiddler, “Don’t touch anything!” Also do not speak until the end of the tour — no questions until then. This made enormous sense once things got going because the audioguide is timed precisely to the movements of other groups. The whole thing functioned like a Swiss watch — in no small part because everyone on the tour obeyed all the rules.

10) Alas, this also meant no photos, and the rooms of this palace, so meticulously and lovingly restored after the fire gutted it in the 1930s, presented many thing I’d’ve loved to snap — and perhaps snap up.

11) The use of color throughout the palace, the amazing collection of portraits, including my beloved Mary Queen of Scots, the chandeliers from the 1940s (all but three had been lost in the fire) . . . dazzling. But the work of art that most astonished me was a statuette of Charles V (?) attacking a hydra with three heads — one of which was Elizabeth I! I found a photo of it on the internet here. It was amazing to see that in person.

12) Again, this entire experience was just lovely, especially how efficiently and thoughtfully everything was run for the tourist’s experience.

13) With an hour plus until my tour time at the royal palace, I spent some time wandering the gardens, draining a large bottle of water, and sitting in the shade. In two rows of statues of ancient Spanish kings, I spotted only one with a missing nose. I had to wonder if it happened during the Civil War.

14) The tourist entrance to the royal palace is opposite a large gray church, which at that hour cast some useful shade. As I approached I saw many people sitting on the church steps and could hear a harpist gently playing a tune. Then I realized he was playing “My Heart Will Go On” from Titanic . . .

The harpist was playing near the base of that many-branched lamp to the right.

15) It is so very hot in Spain! So I took a chance that the palace guards would let me in a bit earlier than my ticket time, and I was right. Alas, I couldn’t make the app work; every time I entered my confirmation number (which ended with a lowercase letter) as instructed, it would come back as invalid because (I think) the lowercase letter would appear as a capital letter no matter what I did*. And there was no one obvious to ask, and a line of people having problems with the audioguide, so I had to tour the palace without a guide of any kind but the signs in each room.

As Erich von Stroheim told Gloria Swanson in Sunset Boulevard, “This is the staircase of the palace!”

16) That turned out to be just fine. What a sumptuous series of rooms! And my God, the silk draperies and upholstery everywhere. Just an enfilade of history and luxury.

Fabric!

16a) The Gasparini Room must be seen to be believed. These people stole my life.

17) And portraiture, my favorite thing. Again, photography wasn’t allowed almost everywhere, so I was unable to capture an image of an 18th-century lady, dressed in a sumptuous (that word again! But no other will do) red velvet dress trimmed in dark fur, with a knowing expression in her eye and her right hand gesturing in a way that said “I should be holding a martini right now, but since they haven’t been invented yet, you need to go get me something good stat.”

We were allowed to photograph this amazing family portrait of the family of Juan Carlos I, which took 20 years to complete. Seeing this again after the tour, what is so remarkable about it is that white is the principal color. All the other portraits are in richer and deeper hues, and with more elaborate settings.

18) Their lovely gift shop supplied me with a guide in English, and postcards of the interiors, and even a fan. But alas, they had no postcards of any of the portraits, and I’d’ve cleaned ‘em out.

19) The next hours passed in trudging aimlessly through the streets of Madrid, casually looking for someplace for tapas, realizing I just needed to be in bed, returning to my hotel, sleeping, venturing out to a series of recommended restaurants that were all closed (not only is it Monday, it’s August), and then settling into a glass of rioja and a light dinner at a touristy place near Gran’ Via. If I was traveling with my foodie friends, this would not have been permitted to happen. But restaurants are my Achilles heel when I’m overseas — not sure why.

19a) A block from my hotel, I passed an older lady walking her dog. As I passed I heard her say “Dispacio, dispacio,” which made me think of the Italian “Mi dispiace,” or “This displeases me.” And I thought “Hmm.” Later, thanks to the miracle of Google Translate, I know she was saying “Despacio,” or “Slow down,” to her dog.

20) Now it’s after 11 PM — how did that happen?! — and I have an early today tomorrow, to visit El Escorial about an hour outside the city.

I’ve only been in Spain a week, but I already know I prefer abierto.

*I love you, very much. But please do not suggest I had on caps lock without knowing it. I definitely did not.