|On Condolences:Â Maybe my upbringing was rigid, but I was always trained that one never, ever sent a commercial sympathy card; the handwritten letter was mandatory. As you know, people think they need to be creative, and this need really needs to be extirpated when it comes to this arena.Â Personal anecdotes aside — which are wonderful if you have them, but often are unavailable because you are comforting someone you know over a loss of someone you don’tÂ know — there is a good reason why expressions of sympathy in writing and in person are ritualistic and formulaic: because it is all really quite beyond words. That is precisely why rituals and formulas were invented: as code to express the inexpressible, the unfathomable.Â Now, if we could only bring back some form of mourning clothing to warn innocents that someone in grief is in their midst. Since black is the new black, and is politically incorrect as mourning, I nominate good old gray, white and lavender/dull purple. Once indicating half mourning, itâ€™s now a color combination one rarely sees (therefore hard to be confused with anything else) and actually looks good on most people, regardless of their “season.”Â
On Call Waiting:Â I take exception to the your answer regarding Call Waiting. Although I agree that one must do oneâ€™s best not to interrupt the conversation at hand, there are always exceptions. As the mother of small children I occasionally need medical advice. Call Waiting allows me to rest assured that the return call from their pediatrician is not missed. That said, when awaiting such a call, I always preface any personal conversation with the caveat that another call may come in and I will have to take it. I also never initiate a call. So I suppose I both agree and disagree with you!
On Bad Toys for Good Children:Â My husband adamantly disagrees with your advice! He thinks since our child is only four, if we don’t want a certain toy, we should go ahead and say so! We kind of did when he was a baby and we have an [Evil Toy I] free home. Now if we could just get rid of [Evil Toy II]! Ugh! Even his babysitter gave him a one for Christmas. Now she is so sick of the boys fighting with them she doesn’t want our son to bring his when he goes to her house. It’s a fine line parents have to walk when it comes to appropriate toys!Â Etiquetteer responds: Thatâ€™s true, but your husband needs to remember that nobody cares what you want or how you feel.
On Etiquette Books:Â I suppose for some of us (and I daresay we are a particular crew), one is loyal to one’s “first” etiquette book. For me, Amy Vanderbilt’s Etiquette will always have pride of place. (I speak only of the editions published before her death, of course.) I have read and re-read it over the years. It was my favorite high school graduation gift, though I had of course been aware of it for years as it had a prominent perch in our home library. Miss Vanderbilt had her own way of creating characters. I have never forgotten such ruffians as “the hatless and gloveless man” and “the tieless man.” I must confess that Miss Manners is a siren, but in her way, Miss Vanderbilt remains my muse.
On Cummerbunds:Â NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Heaven forfend!!!! A cummerbundâ€™s pleats go up!!!! They are for opera tickets and as our ancestors used to say tongue-in-cheek: “Up to catch the soup.”Etiquetteer responds: With a certain amount of horror, Etiquetteer is forced to concede. If our sainted ancestors were using their cummerbunds as bibs and file cabinets, one can see why the Brahmins donâ€™t run things any more. All the more reason to forego it for a Proper Waistcoat.
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